Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 495 Points
Medals Earned: 7/31 (35/255 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Your destiny is in the stars!
Medals Earned: 2/38 (20/480 points)
Win game with at last 15 points
Win game with 25 points or more
Find the 3 hidden stars
Win the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Achieve the inevitable
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
You touched a poop!
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 4/20 (115/500 points)
Die for the first time
Complete the first level
Play the game for first time
Complete all the game
Get sensei angry
Get sensei funny
Fly for 2 minutes in jetpack
Jump and kill 50 robots
Get hit by one rocket
Use the help and watch the video
Die 500 times
Make a total of 100k points in score mode
Collect 30 stars
complete the game with a maximum 10 dies
Make more than 9000 points in level 7
Make more than 9200 points in level 19
Make more than 9720 points in level 20
Collect 60 stars
Collect 90 stars
Make a total of 180k points in score mode
Medals Earned: 1/10 (50/500 points)
Collect a crystal
Unlock all achivements
Die on level one
Complete 5 levels without dashing
Collect all hearts
Complete every level without checkpoints on
Collect all lighting bolts
Complete all 20 levels
Complete 5 levels without touching the ground
Collect all crystals
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Find all of the hidden genie bottles
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 7/12 (95/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Twitter.
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
Follow me on Newgrounds
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.